Ravenclaws that go through existential crises every other week because of things they’re reading though
- like “WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE HAVE POTIONS HOMEWORK? I’M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHETHER OTHER MEANS OF TORTURE ARE ACTUALLY MORE ETHICAL THAN THE CRUCIATUS…
if youre in a heterosexual relationship like who gets to be the woman and who gets to be the other woman?
Your father and I are ashamed and in disbelief at your reprehensible decision to not only associate with mudbloods, but to go off and marry one! You are a disgrace to not only us, but to your sisters and to the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black. Your disgusting, traitorous actions will not be tolerated. We raised you to be the archetypal pureblood witch and not only have you failed to reach that standard, you have also disgraced what it means to be a pureblood- to be a Black.
You are no longer welcome in our household. We do not allow traitors, harlots or those who associate with mudbloods to remain in our family. You have besmirched the House of Black. You are no daughter of mine.
Do not attempt to contact us.
Best thing about last night: Watching my friend Bhakti re-enact the Odyssey via the medium of Jenga pieces, with a Jenga ampitheatre in the background. Classicists know how to party.
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Bette Davis in Jezebel, 1938
plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over
First look at Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman from San Diego Comic Con 2014
Evening dress designed by Hardy Amies for Queen Elizabeth II, 1958
From Kensington Palace via My London Life
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS